Cuboree

Cuboree was fancy. We slept in these really fancy cabins, with gold plated beds and red velvet curtains. There was a chocolate fountain, a big souvenir shop. And they gave us each $100 when we came in. Jokes!

It was actually much better than this. Actually, we slept in this mansion with big tanks of soft drinks. We could just say what type of soft drink we wanted and it would flow through a tube into our mouth. We each got a goat cuddly and a real life goat that we could pet, hug and carry around. There was a gaming room with every video game ever created. It was amazing. Plus an 88 x 55 plasma screen tv that we could watch whenever. This is all true!

What Cuboree wasn’t was 3 nights of camping with friends in tents and sleeping bags. It wasn’t Challenge Valley where we didn’t walk around in the mud, going through tunnels and down water slides, splashing each other. We didn’t crawl through tunnels and get all wet. We didn’t have to swing from a rope and jump into a muddy pit of water and it splashed all over. We didn’t have to do this epic climbing route and jump into the water. We didn’t get to eat dessert every night and have the best butter chicken.